Not only has Ryan been gone the last 3 days, but it has also been POURING rain. So, my "outdoor" boys have been forced into the confines of the house and the results haven't been pretty. In order to avoid a total meltdown (from me of course) we went for a little outing after naptime today to Safari Sams. We met my friend Nicole and her 2 kids there and after 90 minutes of running, climbing, and jumping, everyone (especially me) was starving. Nicole and I debated if we should attempt a restaurant and decided to make a go of it. All went well and the whole outing turned out to be just what we needed. When we left the restaurant (which was about 30 minutes from my house) it was 7:00 and all 3 kids were pretty tired. By the time we got home Charlotte had fallen asleep and I was eager to rush her to bed, lest she woke up and thought she had just had a little nap. I told the boys to go to the bathroom (which is across the hall from Charlotte's room) and get ready for bed while I fed Charlotte and got her in bed. I sat down in the rocking chair to feed Charlotte and no sooner do I hear the following conversation:
Landon: Move Brayden, I need to go poop!
Brayden: Hold on! I'm going poop!
Landon: Oh, ok.
Brayden: Ok I'm done, but I have to wait for mommy to wipe my bum.
Landon: But I have to go poop!
Brayden: Well Landon, mommy is putting Charlotte to bed and I can't go in there.
Landon: I'll wipe your bum.
Brayden: Um....ok.
toilet paper roll rolling, toilet paper ripped off, SILENCE...
Brayden: Thanks Landon!
Landon: Now move. I need to go poop!
Brayden: Hey Landon - I'm going to go get my pajamas on, but call me when you're done and I'll wipe your bum.
Landon: Oh, ok. Thanks Brayden.
12 comments:
I laughed so hard at that little conversation! Kids are so funny.
OH MY GOSH, that was probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever read! Those boys crack me up!
that is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard!!! :) I love watching my girls together...they are in their own little world half the time! Too funny!!!
That is hysterical! I love it!!
Okay so I read this little post while I was sitting in my financial accounting class and I was literally laughing out loud. Uncomfortable to say the least, but that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Paul made me read this right when he got home from class... so so funny! I love those boys, they are the best. I needed this bit of hilarity in my life today, thanks!
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was laughing so hard my cheeks started to hurt! Kids are great!
Chalk that up to down right hilarious! Too bad you don't have that audio recorded.
that is REALLY funny. you have to wonder though how good of a job they did...
When I need a good laugh I just go to your blog and read their little conversation. Their too funny!
P.S. Hi Ryan!
Your blogs are always funny but that almost got me teary eyed. Good times!
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